安度因講笑話
從reddit搬運過來
www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/bg9n3q/anduins_jokes_in_text
Greetings, friend.
A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.
Please, now is not the time for that. Also, it will never be the time for
that.
The Light will abolish the Shadow in all its forms! I personally would never
resort to its dark methods.
Except when playing Hearthstone. Sometimes that game brings out the worst in
me.
A lot of people don’t realize how difficult and …awkward it is to grow up
in the spotlight, your every success and every failure laid bare in front of
the entire world…..of warcraft.
Mhh? Oh! Actually, I am still wearing the helmet, it’s just transmogrified
to “hidden.”
其實我有戴頭盔啦，只是勾選「不顯示頭盔」
You know those Shadow Priests are a bad influence. If one mind controlled you
and asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? The answer is “yes,”
by the way. Yuck!
Oh crud! I forgot to cast fortify on the group. Eh. I’m sure one of the
other Priests on the battleground will get it.
When you really think about it, isn’t every race in the Alliance an Allied
Race?
據說是wow的梗，因為wow多了個 allied race，但是 Alliance裡的種族
不都是allied race嗎？
In Pandaren board games the goal is for both players to win. In Hearthstone
the goal is for me to beat you to death. With your own minions.
在熊貓國的桌遊遊戲目標是要雙方都贏，但是在爐石裡卻是要
我把你往死裡打 (用你自己的手下)
There will be peace. One day. At least I think there will. How many WoW
expansions are left again? ….Oh… ohh.. oh. Well. Well then.
我認為艾澤拉斯終將有和平的一天，一定會.....
對了，魔獸世界還會有多少資料片？ 嗯~ 好吧~
Why did the Priesthood call it a Leap of Faith? No one leaps and it certainly
doesn’t require faith. I’ve always thought “Lifegrip” would be more
accurate.
為什麼信仰之躍要叫信仰之躍呢？ 沒人跳躍，甚至不需要信仰，
我覺得叫 活命之握 還比較精確一點
A Paladin, a Medic, a DJ, the Archangel of Hope, and a Priest walk into a
bar. The bartender stops them and says “Ey! No support groups!”
這個笑話已經過時啦~ 英雄分類的 sup 已經不是這些補師們了
My father always said everything the Light touches is our kingdom. But not
Deadwind Pass. We don’t go there.
其實好幾個我都不懂笑點在哪~